Sports riddles, excerpts
Posted On May 27, 2020
Our favorite riddles from Everett’s, Sports Riddles:
| Who won the Kentucky Derby in 1952? A horse |
| You bet twenty-five cents on football and the game is called off. What do you get? The quarterback. |
| Which of the witches is best at croquet? The wicket witch. |
| What position does Saint Nick play? Santa field. |
| What poet should you think about when you’re up at bat? Homer. |
| Why don’t tennis players make good friends? Because love means nothing to them. |
| What do champion golfers eat for breakfast? Wheat tees. |
| How do you make a tightrope? Dip the rope in whiskey. |
| What is the only street named after a prizefighter? Muhammad Alley. |
| Why did the base runner go to jail? He stole second. |
And some of his favorites:
- What has four legs and chases cats?
- Mrs. Katz and her lawyer.